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You gotta admit, you'd smile if you saw someone wearing an "Ask Me About My Explosive Diarrhea" t-shirt. All kidding aside, we want you to be happy with your shirts and your Roadkill shopping experience. Exchanges and refunds are no laughing matter to us. And we have all the amusing, outrageous, offensive t-shirts to wear on the journey. " Then there are other days when you're feeling all Charlie Sheen-ish and you wanna shout, "I Wasn't Born with Enough Middle Fingers to Let You Know How I Feel." Sure, your mom may blush. Bottom of the page- So you made it past all the designs and are now really text at the bottom of our page. We have hundreds of comical, amusing t-shirts to choose from.It's a surefire way to spread some holiday cheer (but hopefully not any holiday chlamydia). I mean, it takes more than just average intelligence to get the jokes in our "May the 4th Be with You" or "My Pen Is Huge" or "Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling" tees. Well here at Road Kill we have taken this approach to funny t-shirts.Everyone needs some new duds for the holidays and no matter what you're celebrating (Festivus anyone? First and foremost we have a wide selection of designs that will get you ready for the day; but aside from that, our shirts can be customized to the exact look and feel of your style.And when the urge strikes, we have just what you need to wear."Everyone Loves a Drunk Chick" and "Guess Where I'm Pierced? We have 100% cotton t-shirts, heavy duty, pre-shrunk, true to size. We have 100% cotton shirts, heavy duty, pre-shrunk, and true to size. From Youth Small and women's Xtra Small..for Men, we have XL, 2xl, 3xl, 4xl, 5xl and 6xl t shirts..have you covered. We have baby dolls, casual, tank tops, hoodies and more. How about "I'd Tell You to Go to Hell, but I Work There and Don't Want to See You Every Day." Not your style?
Select from over 12 color choices, 10 different styles, and sizes up to 10XL! Place your design on the front or back, whichever you prefer!
No one comes close with selection, size and choices. And why should the department-store Santas have all the fun? What do you think of when you think of the word novel? Really, all our shirts fit this category, so it's hard pulling out just a few. Bodily functions are always good for a laugh and who can resist a little ankle-biter wearing an "I Pooped Today! What consumers want, when they want, and how they want it is the basis for business models now and moving forward.
How about an "I'm Not Santa But You Can Sit in My Lap" shirt? But how about the ones that make you use your noggin a little? There are apps for your phone, content for your TV, wireless devices that can connect to everything else and more!
We offer Men's and Women's styles, and also a Hoodie option.
On top of that each style has different cuts that will go well with any outfit, from simply wearing it as is to layering it as a tank top, you can't go wrong with us.
These shirts will shock and appall if you're in a stiff crowd or get you laid if you go to college. We have some sick t shirts and you can't beat the price, the selection or the original content. We have funny t-shirts and people will think you are cool because you know us. No need to fret over what to wear to the neighborhood Halloween party. And your kid is sure to win over enemies (think all those humorless grade-school teachers) with this shirt that highlights some of his top-notch vocabulary skills: "Immature: A Word Boring People Use to Describe Fun People." We have youth sizes from small to extra large, so get'em suited up!